mastering the ability to love and hate myself at the same time is my biggest accomplishment
i thought this said masturbating for a second
how can i get a straw out of a wine bottle i was using a straw and kinda dropped it into the bottle
i tried to use a knife to pull it out but now thats kinda stuck in the bottle too
THIS GIRL DID AN IMPERSONATION OF KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN AND IT IS LEGIT SO PERFECT
imagine if every time somebody thought you were ugly god gave you a free mozzarella stick to compensate
These cats have no fucking idea what is happening.
Oh my god.
Those poor cats and omg I can’t breathe at all.
this is 10% evil and 90% hilarious